Things that Bam Learned

Bam talks about sinking boats, the game, doors and egos, on being horny, on being a goat, on who’s the best kisser, on being deadly honest, on absolute love, and stealing brownies.

An interview:

I realized that I loved her when I felt the pangs of pain when she didn’t include me in her list of persons she’ll save from a sinking boat. It was like, “God damn this woman, here I go saving her from a sinking boat and she doesn’t include me in her list?!” I was 16 . I never stopped loving her since then – I’m already 22.

Every man has his needs. But each man’s needs is different. Some men go after women just for sex. I went after women for the game, for the chase, and for the thrill. I needed to get my mind off things and the pain. I was looking for an emotional anchor.

Man, there are no comparisons. Period.

She’s a Virgo. I’m a Capricorn. Those two click. I believed that. For quite sometime we did click. If two people click, sweet things happen. And that’s the story of that. She wasn’t special, nor was she that different, it just so happened that she’s  a Virgo and I’m  a Capricorn.

Some of them are my friends. But most of the time, I’m a big asshole to those who treat me like shit.

I like talking to Sarah more. Simply because she listens and she’s the love of my life.

She was a student in my college. She used to be my classmate before she graduated. We started talking about relationships when her boyfriend cheated on her. I told her, “You should break up with him. Don’t be stupid.” That’s when we became close friends. We’ve been talking ever since.

The love of my life is the best. She left that mark on me. I always think about how she puckers them up before she puts a big one on me.

I don’t like a freaky woman. I maybe horny most of the time, but I don’t go for that. That’s why I prefer propriety and tact when it comes to those things. Woe to those who think otherwise. And hell yes, I think of sex a lot.

Hell Yeah.

There is a reason why those people are unknown. Think of a gang, they all have aliases. Now if one of those gang member’s name (real name) becomes known publicly, it would be easier for the po-po’s to catch them. So it’s best for those names to be left in the past.

She used to pray for me during my hell days. And I treat her like I would a person that I respect. I don’t go around bullshitting her just because she’s a doctor and an educator. I tell her straight up what’s on my mind and what I think is best for my welfare as a student – all these in a manner that is respectable. That’s why she trusts me like that.

We drank. We had fun.

Leadership is a lot like taking brownies from mother’s oven without permission. Good leaders understand that it’s easier to get forgiveness than to get permission. Treat projects and activities that maybe for the betterment of the organization like mother’s brownies. You’ll never know when mother will say no, but you’re always sure mother will forgive you.

Yes, I did.

Men like me don’t tap that. It’s dirty and it degrades women.

If I wasn’t in a relationship, I’d try to get the number of Cheddar.

She tried her best to dry my tears when it was flowing. She tried her hardest to pacify the anger and the rage that I felt. And she tried to hide away the hurt and the pain that she felt when I told her I’m in love with someone else.  That’s why.

No. We already were planning to go to Manila.

ABSOLUTELY! I do, I really do.

It’s the other way around. When I was with them, my thoughts were constantly about her. Her skin, her small brown mole on her cheek, and those to die for eyes of hers… I’m glad I don’t have to think about that anymore – I have her!

Just as long as she didn’t do it for him, I’m cool with it. Now, I’m fucking jealous.

Yeah, I think I am. My blockmate approached me the other day. He said, “Oi Migo, someone is asking for your number when we were on retreat!” Now, if that’s not what you consider as such, then I don’t know what the hell is a person’s standard for one. I’m not being cocky, I’m being confident.

Most definitely, and most probably the slack offs in the group. I’d definitely lay them off in a jiffy. Hard decisions are made by the leader. Those motherf*****s who think they’re invincible because of what their tags say is nothing but sh*t. Don’t let your ego get so close to your position that when your position goes out the door, you ego goes with it. 

Forget about him and do what she can.

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